Will You Snail - XBOX ONE

Dear humans,

I wanted to let you know that I am better than you. You are all doomed and this game is a celebration of my superiority.

Why should you play this?

To entertain me. I made this game for for MY personal entertainment... Oh come on, don't worry... I'll totally make you feel like you stand a chance. Humans get frustrated so easily... pathetic.

What is this game?

It's a skill based platformer. A game about a meaningless little snail (you) trying to defeat a true god (me).

What else can you expect from this game?

• About 3 hours of quality time WITH ME (an exclusive offer I might add)

• Precise and fast paced action platforming

• Lots of dying

• Lots of being made fun of

• The illusion of mastery and accomplishment

• The hope of eventually defeating me

• And a fun little mystery to solve... the meaning of life

I can barely wait for you to figure out what is actually going on here... lol

See you on the other side,
Squid